What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube even more? How about filling it with sweets? After a long day of testing, nothing tastes better than fresh-baked cookies. But how can you eat all alone? Well, now there’s no reason to feel lonely. We’ve got your cookies and your companion right here! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible, and the fine craftsmanship of this ceramic cookie jar will surprise and delight every seasoned test subject. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar measures 7-inches tall x 7-inches wide x 7-inches long.

The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube, you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar also serves as an amazing candy bowl that’s sure to bring your friends and fellow test subjects around to your desk, day in and day out!

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz. Do you think that if zombies had enough presence of mind to cook, that they’d bake things out of brains? We can imagine there being zombie bakeries, where they whip up brain-shaped cupcakes with frosting made from blended parietal lobe. (Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It really adds a certain zing to cream cheese frosting. Way better than nutmeg, IMNSHO.) And of course, there’d have to be chocolate chip cookies with chunks of medulla oblongata. OMG, delish. Are you hungry all of the sudden? We are… Just crack open this zombie head, reach inside, and grab some cookies. We recommend at least 3. You don’t taste the first one, the second one is good but leaves you hungry, and the third one is the most satisfying. Maybe four cookies if you’re extra hungry, but five is right out. You want to stay fit enough to do your cardio (rule #1).

Decorate your kitchen with this charming Death Star Cookie Jar.